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2007-08-24 14:05:05 by Inferno42

Gandalf let wade fulp pass.

wade fulp had a wet dream, the ejaculated semen constructed the lost underwater city of Atlantis.

wade fulp once forraged naked through the woods, from that day on, Big Foot no longer showed his face out of shame.

Hercules was wade fulp in Ancient Greece.

wade fulp was also Perseus. He turned Medusa into stone by having sex with her.

wade fulp's son is Zeus.

wade fulp killed all the Unicorns because they were weak.

wade fulp can make every prayer in the world come true. He's just too busy banning the shit out of the sinners.

Greek science was just a metaphor for what wade fulp imprinted on people's heads with bans.

The Spartans admitted that he 'showed promise'. wade fulp was touched by this, and only killed them very gently.

Contrary to popular belief, there are five elements in the world: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and wade fulp

The Greeks believed that dreamers either passed through a Gate of Ivory that gave dreams of true things that would come to pass and a Gate of Horn that gave dreams of false illusions and fantasies...Few have the guts to go into the Gate of wade fulp's Raging Boner, which bans you so hard you die in your sleep. Sometimes it bans you so hard, you go back in time so you die before you went to bed.

Atlas isn't holding up the Earth. He's holding up wade fulp's left testicle. There isn't a lever long enough to hold up his right.

wade fulp found ancient Rome's Vestal Virgins. They, like others he found, are no longer virgins, after he got to them.

Minotaurs are the result of wade fulp Impregnating cattle.

'Ragnarok' is viking for 'crap, here comes wade fulp'

Morpheus,the god of dreams, usually creates nightmares for petty mortals until they pissed their pants in their sleep. Morpheus however, pissed his pants when he dream about wade fulp.

The legendary weapons were all made and forged by wade fulp's Beard. The list includes the Banstick, Excalibur, Masamune, the BFG, the Master Sword and the Golden Nun-Chucks.

There are no myths about wade fulp, they are all facts.

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