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Gandalf let wade fulp pass.

wade fulp had a wet dream, the ejaculated semen constructed the lost underwater city of Atlantis.

wade fulp once forraged naked through the woods, from that day on, Big Foot no longer showed his face out of shame.

Hercules was wade fulp in Ancient Greece.

wade fulp was also Perseus. He turned Medusa into stone by having sex with her.

wade fulp's son is Zeus.

wade fulp killed all the Unicorns because they were weak.

wade fulp can make every prayer in the world come true. He's just too busy banning the shit out of the sinners.

Greek science was just a metaphor for what wade fulp imprinted on people's heads with bans.

The Spartans admitted that he 'showed promise'. wade fulp was touched by this, and only killed them very gently.

Contrary to popular belief, there are five elements in the world: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water and wade fulp

The Greeks believed that dreamers either passed through a Gate of Ivory that gave dreams of true things that would come to pass and a Gate of Horn that gave dreams of false illusions and fantasies...Few have the guts to go into the Gate of wade fulp's Raging Boner, which bans you so hard you die in your sleep. Sometimes it bans you so hard, you go back in time so you die before you went to bed.

Atlas isn't holding up the Earth. He's holding up wade fulp's left testicle. There isn't a lever long enough to hold up his right.

wade fulp found ancient Rome's Vestal Virgins. They, like others he found, are no longer virgins, after he got to them.

Minotaurs are the result of wade fulp Impregnating cattle.

'Ragnarok' is viking for 'crap, here comes wade fulp'

Morpheus,the god of dreams, usually creates nightmares for petty mortals until they pissed their pants in their sleep. Morpheus however, pissed his pants when he dream about wade fulp.

The legendary weapons were all made and forged by wade fulp's Beard. The list includes the Banstick, Excalibur, Masamune, the BFG, the Master Sword and the Golden Nun-Chucks.

There are no myths about wade fulp, they are all facts.

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I went up to my grandparents and learned how to golf. Did anyone else have a more boring one?

Yesterday I went to Kohls, and let me tell you it was possibly the most agonizing expirence I have had in a while. I spent 2 whole hours trying on things that don't fit and then sitting through my siblings doing the same thing. I had also had wanted to sleep in. to bad my mom dragged out of bed at 8 in the morning to go shopping. Now I have aquired a extreme hate of shopping. I guess this is one more reason I won't be able to live alone.

PS: I was banned, but I can't read the reason why. Sucks huh?

Well, son of a bitch, the new layout's here. I have to hand it to tom, wade, and the rest of the gang. these guys have seriously outdone themselves. Seriously, the place is like myspace except it's cool, and there aren't any pedos. They've done so much cool stuff, I don't even know where to start! I guess I can say whatever I want here, since nobody's going to read this.